Horror Skit

(5 people are in an old abandon house. A lady with a baby on the way, her gay husband, an emo guy, A lesbian, and a Christian girl. All sitting in different parts of the stage. The lesbian is looking at a porn mag. The emo kid is counting his cuts, The wife and husband are looking at eachother loving and the Christian is sitting in the corner with a thoughtful look on her face.)

Ashley- What the hell are we doing here!!! I should be banging my girlfriend right now!

Chris- And I dont have any of my drugs or razors with me.

Sharon- I'm due any time now! The doctor said next week or today!

Carlos- Dont worry, everythings going to be ok. We will be out of here in no time.

Sarah- Yea, we should not worry, we are going to be fine.

Ashley- How do YOU know!

Sarah- I just know OK?.....SO are you all here for the same reason I am?

Chris- I was told to come here for a therapy appointment.

Sharon- I was told that I was going to have a check up here.

Ashely- I was told this was a porn stuido and they wanted me for a film.

Sarah- And I was told this was a church event to fix up the house.

Ashley, well as we can all see, We were lied to cause were all together!

( TV in the corner turns on. Masked man is on the TV)
Masked man- you are all here for a reason, you have to find that on your own. One of you will find a key to unlock the door. To find it, you must find the heart. The first heart may not be right, but keep your head up and look again.

Ashley- A heart? WHAT THE HELL!

Chris- Where that girl is, theres a heart right behind her.
(everyone looks to see the heart behind sarah)
Sarah- Help me pull the brick out!
(Chris pulls the brick out and there is no key in the brick or in the hole.

Carlos- Great. No key!

Sharon- The man told us to keep our heads up and look again!

Sarah- (Head up to the roof) Lord please help us..... ( pause.) THANK YOU LORD! Look everyone! A heart! On the roof!

(Everyone looks at the heart)

Sarah, I can see a sting, if I can get on someones sholders, i can get it.

Carlos- Here, get on mine.

Sarah- Thanks.

(pulls sting and key falls)

Sarah, lets get out of here!

(Black out) Scean 2.....Lights up

(In hallway, scarderd)

(TV turns on, masked man appers)
Masked man- Good job. You found the heart and the key. This clue may not be so easy. You need to talk and get to know eachother. You all must find ONE thing in commen, and when you find that out, ill tell you what to do in the next room. I am watching you.

Ashley- Great, we are being told what to do by a stalker.

Sarah- Calm down! Do you want out of here or not!

Carlos- We better listen to her. Look, ill start. My name is Carlos- I am gay. I have only fallin in love with one women and that is my beautiful wife right next to me. She just had a thing for gay guys.

Sharon- My name is Sharon and I am married to this gay man right here. He is the love of my life. I thought I was making a mistake but it was the best thing I ever did! Now look, we have a baby on the way!

Ashley- My name is Ashley, I go to Coral Gables High School and I have a girlfriend that I have been with for almost a year. WE are 11 months today. I should be at her house banging her right now.

Chris- My name is Chris and I go to Gables just as well. I dont have a great home life so thats why I do drugs and cut. I just keep everything to myself.

Sarah- MY name is Sarah and I Also go to Gables. I am a happy person and I love Jesus. I try to live by his word every day. I do alot at church and I love to go to new churches.

Ashley- O great. I guess you think we are all screw ups huh? being gay, cutting, drugs, sex, all of this is wrong to you is that right? YOu just think we are all big screw ups huh? well we are! None of us can be as perfect as you!

Sarah- Ashley, I do alot of things that you would not believe! Ive cheated, stolen, im had sex alot before. Its not stuff i like to talk about anymore. But even if I dont do that anymore, I still mess up. Im still a screw up. Hey.....wait......find the one thing we all have in commen......We have all screwed up! Thats it! come on to the next room. Lets see what we have to do to get out of here!

(Black out. (Scean 3) (LIghts up to a big room with two chairs and a small table)

Sharon- THis should be interesting....